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Sup bitches......... Anyway I'm shedding this fucking profile. My computer sucks ass and won't let me delete any of my long fucking list of favorites................... Heres the link. Also Check my blog on there. Its fucking awesome. Anyway...... Peace bitches...............................
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Does your school have open house? I don't get what that shit does. I mean you come buy, say hi, introduce the parents to the teachers (or vice versa), and maybe get five extra points on a test. Big fuck huh? Well it doesn't help us in school at all. It takes about a fucking hour for my parents to stop talking and move on to the next room. Damn it. Oh fuck forgot to mention I got to go tonight. A waste of fucking time..............

Okay, I for one loved the movie Deathrace (which was a remake of Deathrace 2000). It revolved around an ex-nascar racer put in prison, forced to race for his life and freedom, in awesome cars fitted with machine guns and rockets and all that other great shit. This Deathrace was broadcasted on National Television, for entertainment. Awesome right? Now look at the entertainment today. Ever watch UFC? (Ultimate Fighting Championship). Those buff badasses go after eachother. That must fucking hurt. Used to wrestling was the thing. But now thats fake theatrical shit, save for a select few leagues. Boxing.... Thats some cool shit. Ever seen Rocky Balboa I, II, III, IV? Love those movies. Now picture this in your mind. Two fighters are going at it in one of these events and someone gets knocked the shit out of in the temple. They die.... on National Television. I foresee if this situation happens ratings will soar! People will search youtube and google for videos of the tragedy. Action Figures and toys will sell out. And you know what? The media will notice. They notice death all the time. During a sporting event though? Could this lead to a new age of sports? Blood sports? Look at games like Unreal Tournament, The Club, Ratchet: Deadlocked, and others. They're fun right? People already hold illegal dog fights and cock fights. Imagine things like that in real life. Real blood-sports on National Television. Like Death Race. I find these circumstances interesting.............

I can't say I've never had a sports releated injury. I'm not sure I can say it this time though. You see after school football practice is my favorite time of the day. I get to release all that energy built up in those boring ass classrooms. Well I had to sit out on my favorite time of the day. The reason I mention sports related injuries is that it is. I was getting ready in the locker room for sports. I took off my shoes to put on my pants when my friend Daniel lifted up the bench to find something. Lucky him he found it. But he dropped the bench on my fucking middle toe. This bench is HEAVY!! by the way. Now my toe is possibly brocken and I popped a blood vessel. After that it seems that things have been trying to fall on my toe. Bricks, sheets of metal, peoples feet, ect. I think God is trying to tell me something. Something like YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO PRACTICE OR PLAY FOOTBALL THIS WEEK!!!!!!!!. Should I take that advice?

With the upcoming election alot of people are worrying about the next president. This decision could change our country, and the welfare of the people. What I'm worried about is gaming and censorship. Censorship has been around since the Mortal Kombat craze. Some liberal congressmen had to get there condom broken and cry about gore in games. Something more recent when GTA: San Andreas was almost banned from the state of California. Now with games like Gears of War, God of War, Resident Evil, and many others does gore face extinction in games? I say its not likely but with bleeding heart liberals like cough*barrack*cough*obama*cough cough, running for president who knows what could happen? I believe censorship is a violation of the First Amendment. Some people might say video games aren't important. Its just as important as books, movies and other forms of media. So I ask you, how might your decsion affect gaming? Good or bad? You could step on alot of peoples toes. I don't know about you but I wouldn't want Gears of War, Resident Evil, or God of War disappear becuase of you! Just something to think about come voting time.

Ever since Tactical Assasin, there has been a ton of stick sniper games. Must of them are basically the same. Sniper Assasin, Clear Vision, First Scope. All of them have the same point and click stick graphic gameplay. There is so many sniper games you usually see atleast three of them on the Armor Game front page. Don't get me wrong I like the good ones, its just...... Isn't there enough of them? Maybe a nice change with sniper games would do. Like better graphics. I'm not talking about some fucking intelligeble sprite. I'm talking nice cartoon graphics. And no duck hunt falling over target shit. I'm talking cool situations like in Tactical Assasin. Is that to much to ask?

After a ton of headaches and controller slams I finally beat Gears of War on Insane mode. I loved it and hated it. It was the hardest thing ever!! The krill came so fast I couldn't believe it. General Ramm was a bitch too. Anyway it was worth it for what I got after I finally stopped cussing and throwing the controller across the room. The trigger jams sometimes now. And the wireless features turns off sometimes. All for chainsawing locusts and detonating the lightmass bomb to save humanity. Fuck I wish I could've controlled my temper then!
The hardest part was General Ramm no doubt. But all of it was hard. I don't even know if the unlockables were worth it. Now I have to work up $70 for Gears of War special edition and $20 for a new fucking controller.

Does anybody watch pro paintball but me?????? We if you don't then fuck you. Paintball is just as much of a sport as football, soccer, baseball, or basketball. ITS LIKE TAG WITH GUNS!!! If you've ever played a paintball match you get a feeling like no other. The adrenaline rush of paintball is like no other except real battle. You've got to be fast, a good shot, a good strategist, and a team player to excel. Not to brag but you've got to be like me. I play with my cousins on the weekend and during the summer and I can't get enough. Now back to the NPPL. Nation Professional Paintball league. If you don't watch it then heres a crash course. LA Ironmen and San Diego Dynasty are the best. But there is alot of good teams. Pro paintball players make as much as a pro soccer player in America. Thats pretty good I think. So if that sounds interesting to you I suggest you check paintball out. Peace.

Armor games sure doesn't like me. I've been banned like 80 times and now my profile got deleted. AGAIN!!! I don't know what it is! Maybe it was cuz my usernames were all similair. Or maybe it was my IP address that they scanned. It always seems to be the one bitch ass mod Carlie. She hates me for some reason. Maybe it was slanderizing women. I just said this one chick was hot on the forums. Once I got banned for joking around and acting drunk. All I said was stuff like "twineyfyv beres!!". What a bitch. CARLIE IF YOU HAVE A NG ACCOUNT FUCK YOU!!! . If you've ever been banned for unjust reasons like I have, I urge you to make another account just long enough to cuss them out on their own domain. FUCK YOU CARLIE!!